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WELCOME ONE AND ALL

After centuries of foresight and hysterics, this site has been delivered from the ashes of a once-great civilization. We, too, can now have greatness! I remember talking with Thomas Jefferson long ago, after pounding a couple of cold ones, when he asked: “When will you build the greatest news website?”. I could only respond with, “What is a website?”. What a “genious” he was. I am often left wide awake at night lamenting, in cold sweets (yes sweets, I love sweets), that good old Tommy boy did not live to rue this first day of democracy. To all that find this grand old website, I can only promise to bring you the finest in fake news. Probably the likes of which have never been seen.

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